Food

OK, warning, this could be a long and uneventful post.  Me and food don't really get along.  I've been a picky eater as long as I can remember.  There are stories where my mom is just grateful I finally started eating solid foods, she thought she'd never get me off baby food.  So . . .

I'm newly married, you remember that, right??  New step mom means new wife.  He eats EVERYTHING.  And lots of it!!  He's twice my size, literally.  He weighs twice as much as I do.  Before you think he's some overweight morbidly obese man, let me say, I'm tiny.  Like really tiny.  By my stature some think I'm still 12 years old.  And since I write this without names, I will tell you, I'm 38, 5 foot 3 1/2 inches and weigh 110 pounds.  So you can see being twice my size makes you more along the lines of average size, a bit tall, but average. 

Tonight we ate my famous pumpkin pie.  It's the only thing I bake, and it has to be perfection.  This one wasn't.  But that's not the point.  His pie has to be slathered with Cool whip, like you can't even see the pie.  Mine has to be plain (plus I don't eat the crust, any of it at all!).  He tried to take my plate before I was finished scraping my crust.  Wow, I got a little defensive.  You should've seen his face.  It was a mixture of, "what -  my wife has an opinion about food" and "who are you and what have you done with my wife"  IT WAS HILARIOUS.  Wish you were here to experience it.  But so VERY glad the lovely step-daughters weren't here to witness even more of my strange eating habits!!

I realize now I should've taken a picture of his cool whip drowned pie and my scraped clean crust.  Would've made this post much more interesting, maybe I will add pics tomorrow!  :-)

But before I forget, things to discuss in further posts:

1. my strange food relationship and how it relates to my dancing career
2. the step-daughters strange food relationship and their mother's interesting journey with gastric bypass surgery
3. the fact that I don't cook and that the hubby cooks EVERY meal!!  (I've got it MADE!)

Hope that encourages you to keep following for all the weird things I will post in the future!!       ;-)

PS I love spell check, and I'm using should've even though spell check doesn't like it!!  LOL